Randy Moss Conspiracy

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The first topic up for discussion...The Patriots conspiracy to defraud hapless NFL teams of their draft picks.  As you might be aware the Patriots own two first round, two second round, two third round and countless other draft picks in this April's draft (or as I call it Christmas in April).  Now they've got the Vikings third round pick for 4 games of Randy Moss mailing it in.  No one can tell me this is not the result of a Bill Belichik conspiracy to fleece the Vikings and teach Moss a lesson.

Did anyone else see that press conference where Moss threw himself on the Alter of the Patriots Way?  You know what that is?  That's Moss begging to be let back into the finely run ship that is New England.  It took 4 weeks with serial killer Brad Childress for Moss to realize how good he had it catching passes from Brady and benefitting from some of the best coaching in the league.

Now Moss is a free agent, after he clears waivers, and can play for anyone he wants.  For those of you thinking your team is going to claim Moss, you should stop deluding yourself.  Moss will put out the word concerning which team he will play for (New England) and everyone else will be scared off by the threat of the ultimate poison pill wrecking their locker room.  You can also count out any of the bad teams making a claim for a half season rental.  Those teams would have spent money on good players already if they were going to do it.

This leaves Moss free to return to Belichik, humbled and believing he never had it so good.  The only other possibility is that Rex Ryan picks him up just to prevent Belichik from pulling it off.  And what did Belichik have to give up for this?  He got Minnesota's 3rd round Pick and lost Moss for 3 games.

The really ingenius part of all this is the Belichik knew that Moss would fail or worsen the situation in Minnesota.  He knew that the trade would finish toppling the one team in the NFC that has enough talent to challenge him in the Super Bowl.  Now all he needs to do is win the AFC and the Super Bowl will be a victory lap.